You know you're in Saipan when...

You know you're in Saipan when...

You are thankful for power

You call the air conditioning air con

You have a pet geco that lives in your sink

You miss fall so much you make a construction paper fall tree

Cochroaches are as big as small mice

Everywhere you look you can see a dog

You begin to speak in broken english

You are excited to see the big dipper

You are scaried to get into your car because of the cochroaches

Everyone assumes you are a tourist because you're white

You have to calculate the time difference before you call home

You stop caring what you look like

Everyone is really excited to talk to you when you call them

People think you are 10 years older than you really are

You see a man riding his scooter wearing boxers and a camoflague army jacket.